Saturday, May 27, 2006

Standard's Last Stand

Old Name, New PricesDoes anything on this sign catch your eye?

Besides the outrageous gas prices?

This is the gas station at the corner of Pine and Van Ness Streets where I filled my tank today. It's a typical Chevron gas station - except the word "Chevron" is not on any of the signs. Before Chevron was Chevron, it was Standard, and that's what's on all the signs. For some reason this particular station never updated its signs when the name changed in the early seventies.

It's like a slice of nostalgia.

Until you fill your tank.

These gas prices are decidedly modern.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Bay To Breakers: Running Upstream

Like the group of runners in salmon costumes, who run "upstream" by starting at the finish line and ending at the start line, I ran the reverse course after chilling out in Golden Gate Park for a couple hours. The Bay To Breakers race was still going strong, but at this point no one is running. Staggering is a better word. Take a look at what I weaved through on the way back.

Fluttering By Need a nurse? Ice Ice Baby Babe to Breakers? Fishnets and Wings Like a Virgin? Beer Patrol On the way to New Orleans Swiss Misses Scouts Honor Know the Code Nymph on wheels Caped craziness Finally, time to take down the holiday tree Elton John and Flapper Girl? Pac-Man's a little slower these days Tofu?  At *this* race? Spatula spanking The King Rubber Duckie Holy Nakedness, Batman! Visitors from Salt Lake Ben-Hur to Breakers Wonder WoMAN Mystery theme Beer for all! Beer-A-Mid Power Take it off ... start with the sunglasses! Traffic jam Trance jam Whitecaps Dance floor on the street Heads Up! Good clean fun Ravin' Have some more wine, my angel Corny but fun Party under the bridge Yo ho ho and a bottle of ... ? Arggggh... American Pirates Yee-haw! No deadwood on this float Who knew Babr ran? Schwing! Plain or Peanut? B2B, B&D Assume the position! Queens without Kings Criusin' for a Boozin' Man in the mirror? Cheesy Bongo Wells Fargo This Jeannie shows her navel Flyin' high Ho ho ho! All kinds of pirates 'Mini' costumes Arriba! Lil' Trojan Can I have this dance? New Wave Big Trojan A nice gift A hollow horse? Let the good times roll Duff-Man! Even their beer is red El Toro A wrench in the works Goonie pirates Look out for Dick! Three white mice Let the games begin The Hooters girls don't look like they used to Loose your shirt in a swordfight Rabbis still rockin' Solids and spots Meshugga! Silver ladies and orange men Orange you glad to see us? Big babies To-ga! Weird Woman Low rider Vote! More pirates Ahoy! Bee nice! Gnome more beer Stay-Puft Beer for breakfast Yabba dabba doo! The freedom to dance Songs of freedom Pirates galore Gone fishin' Do you believe in unicorns? Playtime for Mom and Dad Pull, slaves, PULL! Bottoms up! I lost my knife, but I have a 7-Up bottle Bubble butt Lady in red Drink up! We gotcha Friendly police inspection A drug? Them Duke boys Panda-monium Land shark The ride of your life Cheap date She's got legs! Open your mouth ... Tubular Cookies n' beer

Bay To Breakers

No costume?This is it. The big one. The most over-the-top, jam-packed, dress-up, dress-down, or don't-bother-dressing-at-all foot race in the world. Miles and miles of healthy madness. Beer flowing as much as Gatorade. The harbinger of spring for San Francisco. The annual Bay To Breakers 12K foot race was held this morning, with 70,000 sneaker-clad runners, walkers, and dancers trekking from one end of The City to the other - from the San Francisco Bay to the Pacific Ocean Breakers. A little rain, a little sun, and a lot of fun. This was my tenth annual Bay To Breakers, and this time I brought my camera to capture and share the experience with you.

Ready? C'mon, let's go!

Carbo-loading Lil' Miss Thing Pretty in Pink Heads in the ... Tortilla Fight! The birds and the peeps Waiting for the 8 AM Start Tossin' tortillas head protection from tortilla projectiles It's another tortilla sunrise We didn't want to eat them anyway! Even Storm Troopers like beach balls Tortilla Wars No budget?  No problem! Mr. and Mrs. Bagg Near Misses Spike it! Follow the bouncing balls Soon we Start Balls to the wall Jam-packed Rain?  Who cares? Tide of treads Well, it is Sunday ... Rain-wet, soon to be sweat-wet No room to stretch No cars allowed We got balls! Will the witch repent? Start!  Wait! Wacky costumes, wacky signs Naked Elvis Teenage Turtles Campaignin' Cruz A real jock Body art Where's Sonny?  Behind the naked guy? One way to have personal space One helluva burrito Nacho Libre Beads?  Where've those beads been? Brokeback butt I insist ... take a bead! Bashful butt A hunka-hunka running feet The Running Elvi You ain't nothin' but a runnin' dog Friend of the 'fro Elvi and pelvi Just another face in the crowd Wonder Woman's wonderin' Buttons, not butts Twisted Twister Who wants beads? Come 'n get it! Flower girl Defenestration Remember to bring protection! Grape Expectations Don't back up! Watch out for pirates! Something to think about The beat goes on Smurf clones Got gas? Go nuts! Hayes Street Hill ahead! Homo Track Running upstream: Salmon! Where do we spawn? So long, and thanks for all the fish This hill lasts a long time! High fives for all Push ... push! Run, suckas! Believe it or Nuts! Sometimes you feel like a nut Superdog Who wants spankings? I do!  I do! Definitely young Elvis Soap bubbles! Wild Flowers Not too late to repent Runners in the half shell Original or Extra Crispy? Rockin' Rabbis Ballet to Breakers? Step back ... a little more ... Runners run, buffalos roam Slow and steady wins the race! Reaching the Breakers There's Waldo! Cooling down How'd these guys get here? Still, no takers


Monday, May 15, 2006

Living With War

Living With WarWar! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing ... except for inspiring creative sparks like Living With War. Neil Young's new song collection (a self-described "metal folk protest") is a passionate call-to-arms against the Iraq War and its excesses (soldiers coming home in boxes, lying leaders, telephone taps, etc.).

This is a plugged-in, crank it up, angry and urgent set. It has the fire of Ragged Glory or Freedom and the attitude of Ohio, his 1970 anti-Vietnam War hit with Crosby, Stills and Nash. Young recorded Living With War quickly, in just one 12-hour session. The sound is worlds apart from his last album, the acoustic, gentle, and tender Prairie Wind. It's as if his anti-war rage had been simmering and now it's boiling. The only calm track is the closing gospel rendition of America The Beautiful, which presents a glimmer of hope for the country.

There's nothing wishy-washy about the songs on Living With War. In the bluntly titled Let's Impeach the President, the chorus has embarrassing, contradictory sound bites by George W. Bush against chants of "Flip! Flop! Flip! Flop!" Those Americans who voted for Bush in 2004 don't escape Young's barbs either: "We had a chance to change our mind, Somehow wisdom was hard to find ..."

It's a shame that it takes a wrongheaded war to inspire a great work like this. Some of the best rock music ever was born of the anti-Vietnam War sentiment of the late '60s/early '70s. Let's hope history does not repeat itself in this fashion. I'd settle for mediocre music over more of this pointless Iraq War.

Read more at the Living With War blog.

Click here to listen to the full album right now!