Monday, October 31, 2005

Halloween In The Castro

Do you believe in me?This was not an elaborate costume year for FreeThinker. With a few accessories like a cape, horns, and a wicked bolo tie, the transformation into a devil was lazy but complete enough to be a valid costume. Friend and neighbor Dave, on the other hand, always goes all out, and this year was no exception. Two words: French Maid.

Other friends dressed as Kurt Cobain, a she-devil, and a GOP money laundering machine. We all met up at Castro Street for the annual Halloween night street party, dance zones, and people-watching parade.

Devils/demons were popular this year, as were butterflies. A few creative types made their own iPod costumes. (Next year, I bet they will be mass-produced.)

Jesus was there, but by the time I got my camera out, he was gone! I could not get a photo. I have no evidence, but please take it on faith that I saw Jesus! You do believe, don't you?

The weather was agreeable and the crowd was massive. Here are some spooky shots of a tiny, tiny fraction of the costumed crowd. As FreeThought by a FreeThinker readers know, FreeThinker's camera does not do its best work at night. That said, here we go. (In deference to some of my prudish red-state readers, who were shocked at my Folsom Street Fair photos, no images beyond a "PG" rating are in this post.)

The mostly costumed masses along Castro Street Dancing Zone Garsh darn it! It's them aliens again! I just gots mah fishin' pole.  Where's mah shotgun? Dang! They's gonna abduct me again! Speak, see, hear ... no!  It's hear, see, speak ... no!  It's ... um ... I vant to suck your blood ... pudding French Maid, Romanian Maid? Surrender, Dorothy! Any Friends Of Dorothy here? You lost Toto in THIS crowd? Your fishnet stockings are more fabulous than mine! Hook 'em Horns ... for Satan! Trick(y Dick) or Treat! Egg-cellent costume Hades-ween or Halloween? Oh dear, I broke a nail! Look out, Linda Blair! Watch those hands, buddy Introducing the Silvermans A sea of zoo-manity Helping a little old alien across the street Kurt Lives! That's Incredible! Couldn't afford the whole leather daddy getup Another butterfly swallowed by Gene Simmons Dance Dance Halloween Who was that masked leatherman? Batboy and Frenchie Fetching, no? No ponytail tonight Balloonatics Monster Mash Popeye had seen better days Furry Fetish Wolverine! Float On Now Playing Miss Castro Contest Sutro Tower has at least one fan Twister, anyone? Jason and the Zombies? Don't Jump! Private Hannibal Achtung, Baby! Is it Easter or Halloween? Eye, Robot Disco Ball Guy! Spontaneous Disco Dance Party! It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it! They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God. The doctor is IN Slave to fashion I pity the fool who snaps my photo! Chicks dig the cape Gomez and Morticia? The scariest parade in town San Franciscan Gothic Toto, is that you? Discount surgery Practicing some dance moves.  Gosh! Our heroes? You callin' me fat? Black and white and red all over Pretty in pink ... and green Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper? What's a girl like you ... Who's a coward now?

23 comments:

PaTTy said...

Nice blog and great pictures!

Haunted Beauty said...

those are some great costumes!

I'd love to see the other "R" rated costumes!

Giggling Ghost said...

WOW!

Where is this at?
I'd love to come to this festival! There's nothing like that around here.
I LOVED the guy in the French maid outfit.

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Great set of pictures Freethinker. San Fran seems such a fun city. You are so lucky to live there. Now a word in your ear you Yankee Doodle Dandy - I am so sorry to disappoint you but Jesus is just a legend - like Robin Hood or Big Foot - so you can't have seen Jesus at the Castro event. Were you high on drugs at the time? That might explain your mental lapse. This is a godless world - we have to make as much heaven as we can here on Earth because there isn't another heaven waiting for us.

RadioSilence said...

Love the alien abductee costume. Guess he stopped short of adding in the anal probe to it :)

Was a lame year for me costume wise, seeing as I didn't have one, but I plan to recitify that next year.

Pirate said...

Only in SF. Is that Michael Savage in the cocktail waitresses dress?

I love the pix. Especially my favorite Blues Brothers.

Bre said...

I'm such a dork, I'm so used to reading local blogs that I was looking at yours thinkging, "where the heck was this party at, and I wasn't I there?" DUH! I wasn't there because thousands of miles away from me!

Clubbs said...

Those are some great pictures! Now I'm jealous! I didn't get to go to a super cool party like that!

Tennessee Jed said...

That looks like a great time. I like the easter egg guy best!

The Kenosha Kid said...

I'm in awe of Sutro Tower Man.

Mama Duck said...

"What kind of music do you usually have here?
Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western."

I do like me them Blue Brothers...

Tara said...

Hey. Cool blog, great Pics.

Thanks for the visit. :o)

psquared said...

Love the shots - looks fun.

p2

The Schooligan said...

Interesting idea... but I feel like Rockabilly is more of a lifestyle than a costume. Just ask my hair.

Buzz said...

thanks for the note on my blog...i enjoyed your haloweenie exploits, as well as your Folsom adventures and the resulting comments...now why cant i get traffic like that? LOL

TR said...

WoW!! nice pictures, nice people, nice Halloween party!

Thanks for your visit!

Spider Girl said...

Your town looks like it has more fun than my town! *wah!*

I took a look at your Folsom Street Fair photos too---yep, more fun being had by all...

eyes only said...

I believe that you saw Jesus!!! Yes!
I once met Jesus at Mc Donald´s in Dortmund and couldn´t believe that, but he showed me his Identity Card ;o) ....
take care!

allison said...

God I have to move there!!!!!

EL A. said...

Great costumes. My favs were Mr. Incredible and the guy was the Twister board. Very cool. Looks like you had fun...we had hurricane Wilma...it's like that old saying about "how is marriage like a hurricane?"...well, there's lots of blowing and sucking in the beginning but in the end you still lose the house. lol
lee

The Game said...

check out my blog man...I would love some more smart thinkers over there

eyes only said...

great pictures! :o)

allison said...

what did Opal dress up as?